Posted on July 24, 2008 by Johnny
So today was a pretty fun day! I got to play with fire and kill something. So I was at Joey’s house with Joey and Eric. Eric and I were in the other room, when we heard Joey yell, “Come look at this spider I just found!” So we ran in there and looked. This [...]
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Posted on July 22, 2008 by Johnny
Today was relatively uneventful. I guess I should say yesterday since it’s 3am now as of writing this part of the blog. I didn’t do too much, at least nothing that I can turn into a funny story. So I guess this is just going to be a regular old boring blog about my day, [...]
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Posted on July 20, 2008 by Johnny
Ok, so this is my first blog post (on this blog). I’ve had like 1,000 other blogs that have failed horribly. I usually get confused and not know what to write about or forget about them. Then I remember them months later and go “Oh Snap!” then go on and no one ever even looked [...]
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Posted on July 20, 2008 by Johnny
So I was riding my bicycle with my friends Eric and Joey and I saw this epic jump.
So being the danger loving kid that I am, I said, “Yo my homies! I’m gonna go bust a massive 360 off of that jump over there!”
Eric looked at me inquisitively and replied, “No way nigga, you ain’t [...]
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